I finally figured out what happened. As the #1 Biblioblogger of all time, Jim West has been taken up into heaven. He sent us back this video.
Jim West Ascending into Heaven
Apparently, you take the a winding stairway to get to heaven and it is like a big room with other people in it and a statue of Jesus. It also has doors to other rooms of heaven apparently, but he hasn’t gotten to those yet. And, … oh yeah, your voice changes when you get there. Apparently, I was wrong about him being the Antichrist after all …