Jim West has Ascended into Heaven

I finally figured out what happened.  As the #1 Biblioblogger of all time, Jim West has been taken up into heaven.  He sent us back this video.

Jim West Ascending into Heaven

Apparently, you take the a winding stairway to get to heaven and it is like a big room with other people in it and a statue of Jesus.  It also has doors to other rooms of heaven apparently, but he hasn’t gotten to those yet.  And, … oh yeah, your voice changes when you get there.  Apparently, I was wrong about him being the Antichrist after all …

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