• Wow. If only John had had this

    • Who needs John?

  • That’s true. I prefer Jack. Van. Im.pe.

  • Gah! It burns!

    When will I learn not to look directly at Bible woo? I need two sheets of paper, with a pinhole in one of them.

    • Maybe you can write A Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Complete Idiot’s Guide on the Last Days where you can debunk it.