total depravity posts.  They make you wonder with Jack …

Apparently, I have the #1 Old Testament site on the entire internet … at least according to Jim West.  And, isn’t that really the only thing that matters?  😉 Whether or not he is right about my site, he is right about one thing.  If our blogs don’t contain a bit of self-effacement “we take ourselves too seriously and no one else takes us seriously at all- and rightly.”

Me not taking myself too seriously:

Do You Read Joel’s Blog? Of Course You Don’t …

Joel the Pacifist

Music Joel Likes – The King James Song

Joel is Unpatriotic and Hates God and Animals

I finally figured out what happened.  As the #1 Biblioblogger of all time, Jim West has been taken up into heaven.  He sent us back this video.

Jim West Ascending into Heaven

Apparently, you take the a winding stairway to get to heaven and it is like a big room with other people in it and a statue of Jesus.  It also has doors to other rooms of heaven apparently, but he hasn’t gotten to those yet.  And, … oh yeah, your voice changes when you get there.  Apparently, I was wrong about him being the Antichrist after all …

Related:

Joel’s Roundup on Jim’s Disappearance

My New Year’s Resolutions – Reverse Psychology Style

The Reaction of My Daughters to Jim West’s Recent Lambasting of Dora

The Most Dangerous Biblioblogger of All – Jim West is the Antichrist

Joel Watts is rounding up the posts on Jim West’s disappearance.  I feel no need of duplicating efforts.  So, check out the roundup as he continually adds to it.

Related:

Engaging Atheism (Joel)

Jim West’s Tattoo

The Most Dangerous Biblioblogger of All – Jim West is the Antichrist

I may in fact turn out to be proven wrong.  But I have a hard time believing that someone who could write this inspiring article about Blogging the Bible could just shut down.  It ends:

Blogging the Bible is no longer a fringe pastime for a few; it is a means by which scholars of repute and of no repute at all are sharing the field they love with others who also love it. Every biblical scholar ought to blog, because every blogger out there isn’t a biblical scholar.

Unless … and now it’s time for the theorizing … Jim feels that with such up and coming young bloggers like myself, the job will be very well taken care of.  Well, now that I’ve put it like that, maybe I can believe.

I am jesting of course.  It could turn up something terrible has happened or he has some other really good reason for stopping.  Then, I will end up feeling horribly for my jesting.  That is the way things normally go down for me … foot-in-mouth syndrome.  If that is the case, I apologize in advance Jim.

Related:

My New Year’s Resolutions – Reverse Psychology Style

The Reaction of My Daughters to Jim West’s Recent Lambasting of Dora

The Most Dangerous Biblioblogger of All – Jim West is the Antichrist

I awoke to a number of interesting posts this morning.  They were on a variety of themes, so I couldn’t call this a round up.  But, here are a few that I read this morning that were posted either last night or early today:

1. Jesus Kills Santa (via Joel Watts)
2. I Just Don’t Understand This (via Jim West)
3. The Emails That Raphael Golb Sent, In the Name of Lawrence Schiffman (via Jim West)
4. Is Evangelicalism Losing Its Mind? (via John Hobbins)

At least check out, “Jesus Kills Santa.”  It really is unbelievable.

Reveals that he is in fact the AntiChrist and spawn of Satan.  Using OnlineBibleCode.com (Thank God for their wonderful, Bible believing ministry!) I have been able to prove this beyond any shadow of a doubt.   Jim West’s comment policy has been the subject of a number of posts recently.  And, I wondered why he would be emphasizing the comment policy so often, unless … … …  He was obviously trying to send out secretly encoded messages to those who have received the mark of the beast using Equidistant Letter Sequences (=ELS).  There seems to me no other logical explanation.

So, I went to OnlineBibleCode.com and plugged the text of Jim West’s comment policy into the dialogue box.  Then, I search for ELS of “stn,” i.e. “satan” without the vowels.  Since everyone knows that there were no vowels in the original Hebrew text of the Bible the logic seems clear that the vowels should also not be taken into consideration in the analysis of the comment policy.  The results are astounding (see Figure 1.1 below).  5 occurrences of the “stn” codes were found within 0.01099 seconds.  Folks, that is a very short amount of time.  There were so many occurrences of “stn” in equidistant sequences that the program “Aborted search after finding 5 occurrences.”  I really don’t think there is any arguing with this evidence.

Figure 1.1

Here is the reaction of my daughters to Jim West’s recent lambasting of Dora the Explorer:

Abigail Crying

Katherine Crying

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The children, Jim!  Think about the children!

Jim West has been pointing out some Biblioblogger tattoos.  So, I thought it only fair for someone to reveal his.

He really does love Twitter after all.  That is some real devotion!

I recently did some work as End-time correspondent doing a phone interview while conducting some field work (i.e. driving to work).  This was in relation to my identification of the AntiChrist.  For those who are interested, be sure to check out the interview for some of my thoughts.  This audio would be of particular interest to those interested in End-time Hebrew and writing for my Empirical Journal of End-time Research.  Also, learn about why I’m afraid of the rapture.